This was an aff:air between a rich married man and an Italian woman.
At one night, she told him she was pregnant.
The man did not want to put his marriage and his reputation at risk so he provided her with a lot of money and demanded that she moved to Italy and gave birth to the baby secretly.
He also promised to go on paying child support when the child could not be able to continue growing up that is the kid until the child grew to the age of 18 in case she remained there raising the child.
The lady said yes and how would he know when the baby has been born. In order to maintain discretion he instructed her to send him a postcard with the word *“Spaghetti”* on the back.
Upon getting it, he would order the child support.
Years later, the man walked back into the home of his wife in confusion.
She gave him a postcard that was sent in Italy and said, a little unusual.
In his effort to be cool he replied, “Oh, just give to me.” I will tell you afterwards.”
He fainted as he read the card but his face went pale.
The postcard said: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two meatballs and one without. I will order some extra sauce.
A woman is sent to Italy to participate in a 2 weeks training held by a company.
Her husband escorts her to the airport and bids her good trip.
The woman responds, darling, what do you want me to bring to you.”
The husband snickers, and says, An Italian girl!!!”
The woman said nothing and went.
Two weeks later he goes to the airport and on seeing her asks, “So, honey how was the trip?”
Very good, thanks a lot.
And, my present? What of it?
“Which present?” She asked.
The one I requested the favour of,– an Italian girl;–!!
Oh, that, she said. Oh, well, but I did all I could, now we have to wait a period of nine months to find out whether it is a girl!
A blonde gets a chance to fly to another neighboring nation.
She was flying in an airplane first time in her life and she was extremely excited and nervous. She even began jumping about in excitement when she was on-board, a Boeing 747, as she ran about seat to seat shouting, BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!”
She forgot that she was in another place as she yelled and even the pilot in the cockpit heard the racket. Puzzled by the circumstance, the pilot stepped out and yelled, Be silent!
Everything was quiet as a pin could be heard and everyone began to stare at the blonde as well as the angry pilot.
She was looking at the pilot for a second, thinking very hard, then began to scream: OEING! OEING! OEING!”
It is the story of one day, when I asked my English teacher,
Why do we keep some letters silent in pronunciation e.g. the letter H in Hour; Honour …etc. ?
According to my English teacher, we overlook them; they are deemed as silent “……. Even more confounded (I)???_{ meets with objections of the Aryanophiles }
My teacher brought me her lunch and requested me to warm it in a cafeteria during the lunchtime.
I consumed all the food and gave her back the container which was empty…!!!
What happened? my English teacher: I asked you to go and HEAT my food, you are giving me an empty container.
I said, Sir, I supposed that H was mute.
When cleaning the house at home, one of the mothers was approached by her young son whose name starts with Timmy.
What was the matter, dear? said she.
I broke a flower pot when playing soccer in the living room, said Timmy as he confessed to his mother.
The mother heaved a sigh, and strove to keep her composure. How many times have I told you not to play soccer inside the house Timmy?
And I made it on purpose, Timmy answered his mother, it was not my fault. The ball is off in the air!”
Said the mother to him: Well, things go wrong. Burned once, you must be twice as cautious next time though.
Timmy nodded and took off to play. Timmy came back a few minutes later saying, Mom I got something to tell you and you must not get mad.
Suspicious-curious, the mother said, “I promise, alright.”
A heavy sigh, said Timmy, and added, I broke the window too, but I learned–”
The mother drew a brow. That lesson is, and what lesson is that?
Timmy’s sheepish grin and reply was, “I will be out next time.”
A teacher is in the process of teaching her students what the meaning of the word definitely means.
Let anyone give me an example. She asks.
Suzie puts up her hand, “The grass is positively green.”
The teacher says, sometimes the grass can be brown.
“Anyone else?”
Boy says Timmy, it is definitely blue in the sky.
The teacher says, The sky could be gray in the clouds, or it could be black during the night.
Little Johnny in the back of the classroom asks, during a break of some lessons, with his hand up in the air, “Do farts have lumps?”
Grabbed on the spot the teacher exclaims, No, indeed, not!
Johnny says, “So, I certainly poooped my pants.”
LOL!!