Dogs are famous for being loyal, loving and also for making us smile. They make us laugh by being both naughty and clever which are the traits that really make us love our pets.
From a keen shopping dog to a talking pet with some rough experiences, these seven jokes well represent the humorous side of dogs. Get excited to see the funny things only dogs can manage!
1. An issue comes up around the dinner table.
The girl was about to meet the parents of her boyfriend, with whom she was just starting to date. Unfortunately, the stomach upset she had was very severe. Since her pressures were so strong, she found it necessary to release a bit of gas during dinner without people hearing her.
Her brief fart made a squeak that could be heard by everyone sitting there. Both their heads turned and the father saw the dog behind the chair and called out, “Max.”
This is really amazing, she thought. Someone said it was probably the dog and the conversation went back to eating.
Five minutes after the massage, the pain came back and she wanted some additional pressure. She allowed another rush of air, this was much louder than the one before. Again, everyone looked and this time the mother said “MAX!” with a smile on Max’s face. All the guests went on to eat again.
Even though she was feeling much stronger, the girl decided to go with it and eliminate all pain caused by the gastro-fiend.
You see a woman holding a glass of red wine while seated at a dinner table.
She felt very comfortable and decided to rip with all her might and it went on for approximately four seconds. People all put down their food and turned to look at each other. The dad dropped his fork, stood up, looked at the dog and yelled, “Max!” O my God! Leave the place before she steps on your dreams!!
2. Having the skills of a Genius Shopper
When the butcher was trying to get rid of a dog, it turned out to have a $10 bill and a note saying, “Please give me 5 lamb chops.”
He was so surprised he accepted the money, gave some chops to the dog and swiftly locked up the shop. The boy followed the dog until he saw it wait for a safe light, check if cars were coming and walk over to the bus stop.
The dog looked at the timetable and settled itself on the bench. When the bus showed up, he got out of the car, checked the number and got on. Following him, the butcher was speechless. Out in the suburbs, the dog sat in the window to admire the views.
A dog boarding a bus.
After some time, the cat stood up, pushed the bell with his paws and then the butcher got off the bus.
The dog ran to a house, went up to the step and dropped his bag. He went back to the door, readied himself and burst forward, crashing against it. Whap! But he kept going and there was never an answer from anyone. So he climbed onto a wall, strolled through the garden, struck his head against the window, jumped down and waited outside the door.
A large man came by and started swearing at and scolding the dog as soon as he opened the door. The butcher came racing over and shouted “What are you doing here?” What an intelligent dog!
The owner said, “Look who’s talking.” It’s the second time already this week he has lost his keys!”
3. Uncle Sam often likes to rest.
A dog that looked exhausted came into a man’s yard. From his collar and full belly, he could see that he was well looked after. The dog went over to the man, who gave him a few pats on his head in a relaxed way.
A person who is holding a phone pats a dog while on Twitter.
As soon as the man went into his house, the dog entered as well, walked slowly to the corner of the hall and got some sleep.
Later on, he went to the door and the man allowed him to leave. The dog came back on the second day. When the man appeared in his yard, he greeted him, entered the house and went to the hall to sleep for close to an hour. It happened here and there for a few weeks.
It intrigued him one day and he wrote a note for the dog’s collar: “I am wondering who your owner is because your dog stops by my house almost every afternoon to take a nap.”
The second day, the dog showed up for his nap carrying a note that explained he was with six children, two of whom were toddlers and he was trying to sleep after their busy day. May I accompany him tomorrow also?”
4. The Plasterer at the Pub
A dog goes up to the bar, orders a beer and some ham and sits down to eat. The bartender checks the man and says, “Give me half a second.” You are a dog.”
“It looks like your eyes are moving,” says the dog.
“Feel free to talk,” says the bartender.
The dog says, “I see your ears are also getting this message.” Could you please hand me my beer and my sandwich, please?
“Oh, sorry that happened,” says the bartender as he serves the drink to the dog, taking the seat instead. Just not many dog owners visit this pub. What caused you to come here today?”
I’m helping with the building project on the other side of the road, says the dog. I am a plasterer.”
The dog shocks the bartender and even though he is eager to know more, he lets the dog read once the dog pulls a newspaper from his bag. The dog reads the paper, takes a drink from his beer, eats his sandwich, tells the bartender goodbye and travels home. This happens for two weeks in a row.
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One town is surprised by the arrival of the circus. After coming into the pub for a drink, the ringmaster is identified as a circus member by the bartender. How about I suggest a dog who would be wonderful in your circus? He speaks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and does many other things!
The ringmaster says, “It’s such a cool setup,” and then passes his business card over. Suggest to him that he should call for a chat.
Next day, when the dog appears at the pub, the bartender says, “Why don’t I set you up with a great job that pays very well?”
The dog says, “I’m always searching for the next job.” What is its location?
“The circus,” says the bartender.
“The circus?” asks the dog again.
“You’re absolutely right,” answers the bartender.
“The circus?” The dog requests to play by bowing his head and wagging his tail. Was the “big tent” there at the meeting?
Yeah, it is all here.”
“With animals in tiny cages and performers traveling through wheels?” says the dog.
“Naturally,“ the bartender answers.
“But isn’t the tent made of canvas on the sides and with a big canvas roof that has a hole in it?” asks the dog.
“Right you are!” says the bartender.
The dog shakes his head in surprise, saying, “Surely, there must be a better way to spend the money!”
5. Corgi Comedy
Why do Corgi jokes not make people laugh?
All of these are very short.
6. The Talking Dog Is Offered for Sale
A guy comes across a sign that says, “Cute talking dog is available for sale.” He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes outside to the yard and finds a dog sitting quietly.
“Can you talk?” he wonders.
The dog answers, “Yes.”
“Can you tell me your background?”
I was able to speak very early, so I let the CIA know about it as a way to help the government. It was not long before I was going from country to country. I attended meetings where spies and world leaders spoke because no one thought a dog would be listening. For eight years, I was a trusted and very valuable spy for them.
All the traveling got very tiring for me and because I was becoming older, I wanted a more settled life. I ended up accepting a job at the airport where I did undercover security, checking out suspicious-looking travelers and listening to their conversations. My adventures led me to discover much and I received a number of medals. Used to have a wife, lots of puppies and now I just spend my time retired.
The guy is about to burst with amazement. He walks inside again and asks the owner how much they want for the dog.
The person in charge of the stand says, “Ten dollars.”
He remarks that the dog is simply great. Why are you saying you will sell him below cost?”
The owner says, “He’s a big liar.” He never did any of that kind of work.
7. A skateboarding dog called Dingo
A man had a talk with his neighbor one day. He told me, “I’m really tired of my dog.” He’ll try to pass any skateboarder on the street if he can.”
“That does not sound good,” noted the neighbor with some concern. How are you thinking about tackling the issue?
His only suggestion was to take the skateboard from the boy.
If they’re getting into trouble or just acting like good dogs, dogs always seem to make us laugh. Our pets’ hilarious and loving nature often shows up in these funny situations.