A melancholy man enters a pub and takes a seat. “Give me six double brandies,” he adds, glancing at the bartender.
The bartender’s eyebrows go up. “Hard day?”
The man sighs and says, “You could say that.” “I recently learned that my father is gay.”
The same man returns the following day, appearing even more hopeless. Six more double brandies are ordered by him.
The bartender gives a headshake. “Back again? What took place this time?
The man responds, “I just found out my son is gay too,” with a heavy sigh.
The man appears totally defeated as he staggers in again on the third day. He orders six double brandies once more.
Now very worried, the bartender leans in and says, “Jeez, man… Is there anyone in your family who enjoys women?
“Yeah… my wife,” the man murmurs as he finishes his drink.
The elderly man enters a bar, takes a seat, and places an order for a beverage.
“So what do you do?” the bartender asks after serving his beverage.
“Well, sir,” the elderly man responds, “I’m a cowboy.”
The bartender exclaimed, “Wow, what does a cowboy do exactly?”
“Well, sir, I spend my days working on a ranch, where I care for the land and all of the animals. I also ride horses and herd cattle.”
“That’s fascinating,” the bartender remarked.
Eventually, a stunning woman enters the saloon, takes a seat beside the cowboy, and places an order for a drink.
“All right,” the bartender said. “What are you doing?”
“Well, sir, I’m a lesbian,” the woman explains as the elderly man listens in.
The bartender remarked, “Interesting. What is a lesbian?
“Well, I think about women when I get up in the morning. I ponder about ladies while I eat breakfast. I think about women all day long. I think about ladies all the time.
“Interesting,” the bartender remarks.
After a while, the elderly man departs from that tavern and visits another one.
The bartender asks, “So, sir, what do you do?” when he sits down and places his beer order.
“Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth, now I think I’m a lesbian,” the elderly man remarks, glancing at him.