This was an old couple who had some difficulties in remembering thus they came to the doctor.
The physician told me, You need to begin to write down things so you will remember them.
The wife told the husband a little later that night, honey, I want some ice cream. I wish you would fetch me some in the kitchen.”
Said the husband, yes.
said the wife, to be sure she does not forget.
The husband answered, I do not have to write it down! You feel ice cream.”
She replied, I would like strawberries on top too. Write it out, write it out!”
The husband made an eye-roll. Never I will!
and whipped cream! Write it down!”
He sighed. I have got it! Ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream. There is no necessity to put it on paper.”
Twenty minutes later he returned and offered her a plate of bacon and scrambled eggs.
The wife glared at the plate, and shouted, I told you to write it down! Where is my toast, exclaimed I.
LOL!!
Here is to wish you would smile with this joke! Wish you a nice day!!
A travel agent was reading his emails at the desk when he saw an old couple standing outside the store looking through the shop window at the posters of dream vacations.
They were sweet-looking, and really a bit broken-hearted. The agent had just finished a terrific week of business, and so the kindness just oozed over him.
and he darted out there, ran them in, and said, Listen, travel is not an easy thing with those pensions, but I want to have a treat with you and treat you both to a vacation in luxuries–my treat. There is no strings attached. Simply say yes.”
The couple was shocked yet excited in their acceptance. His assistant has bought two plane tickets and a room in a gorgeous five-star resort on the orders of the agent.
After one month or so, the little old lady came to the shop and she was smiling.
How has the journey been, the agent inquired.
Oh, it was Darling! The flight was fantastic, and the hotel was out of a dream,” she added. I am here to tell you thank you… Do you have one question, however?
The agent eyebrowed. Yeas, what was it?
Looking down she whispered, who was that old man that I had to live in the same room with?