In one morning a wife arrived at home carrying a screw-driver, a wrench, and an air of bewilderment, and charged into her husband sitting calmly on the couch, sipping his coffee.
She declared; The washing machine broke.
The husband heaved a sigh, and laid down his mug. O.K. I will examine it.
She drew her arms across herself. Oh, you are a washing machine repairman, now?
He eyebrowed. Well, I suppose I can make an attempt–”
“Careful! CAREFUL!” suddenly she shrieked as he kneeled beside the washer. You must open it right! O my GOD! what ever are you doing! Lefty loosy, righty tighty! Oh, no, oh, yes, oh, no, no, NO! No such a thing! You will break it up! Are you even familiar with what that part is? HOW DO WE LEARN TO WALK? Have you ever read the instructions, mate?!”
the husband looked up at her winking. “Honey, I—”
Mind your screwdriver. You will electrocut yourself! Want to die, do you ! Perhaps you oughta call an expert! GOD, you are an unhearing man! What are you getting hold of that thing for?! Twist a wrench! A WRENCH, like love,–or–”
The husband slowly rose, brushed his hands and stared her in the eye.Plush family room furniture
You have now an idea how it feels like when you cook dinner.
He should woke up few days later.
There was a husband and wives case about who would brew coffee in the morning.
According to the wife, this should be your responsibility since you wake up earlier. That way, we do not need to wait to drink coffee.”
The husband answered, that, well, it is you who takes care of the cooking, so it is your job to brew coffee. I do not mind waiting.”
No, it is your thing, replied the wife with a beat. And anyway it is written in the bible that the man must make the coffee.”
The husband cast an eyebrows on.
“Really? I do not believe that. Did it say so? in which case, show me where it says so.”
The wife smiled, took the Bible, opened it and started pointing at the top of some pages.
Hebrews there, she said triumphally.