Beverly was in her 90 th year of life and had been playing golf since the moment her retirement 25 years earlier until the moment of her death by playing it every day.
However, one day she came back home unusually depressed.
And that was it to her husband, Gus. I have retired to golf. I also have bad eyesight now so even after striking a ball I cannot see where it lands.”
She was comforted by a cup of tea made up by Gus who was an incredible 103-year-old and told her, “Why don’t you take me along with you and have one more go?”
Beverly sighed. You cannot have that, said she. “You’re 103! What has thou to do to help me?”
And Gus sat up with a lift and said, But I can see, said Gus, 103 as I am!
On the following day Beverly, against her will, drove Gus to the golf course. She teed off, made a mighty stroke and squinted down the fairway. Gus, resorting to him: Did you see the ball?
Naturally I did. Gus answered confidently. No, I said, my eyes were perfect.
Great! said Beverly, feeling a thrill of hope. Well, where did it go then?
Gus looked away, and scratched his head. “…I do not recall.”
LOL!!
This is one of the jokes that should make you smile! Enjoy your day!!Three old grannies sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, see an old grandpa carrying out his daily daily routine.
shouted one of the grannies:
“Hey there! Were we ever right when we said to you, We can guess your age just yet!” 🎯
At this the old man laughed and said,
You can hardly ever know anything like that, old crazy ladies!
One old woman winked, and said,
Certainly we can! All you have to do is drop your pants and your underwear and we will tell you your exact age!
The grandpa was a bit embarrassed yet determined to embarrass them so much dropped his pants.
The grannies checked him over and over again–told him to turn around, turn around again two or three times–and to jump up and down–three or four times…
Then and all three cried out:
She is 87 years old! 🎉
The grandpa pulled his pants, shockedly asking,
“I can not believe you figured that out???” 😡
These grannies fell laughing and told me:
We were at your birthday party yesterday! 🙄
A blonde has a chance to fly to the neighboring country.
She had never travelled in an airplane before and she was very excited and tensed. On taking off the plane she would leap and dance with excitement the moment she was inside a Boeing 747 that she ran around seat to seat and shouted, BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!”
When she shouted she forgot the place she was and even the pilot in the cockpit heard the commotion. The pilot was irritated by the incident, so he appeared and yelled, “Quiet!”.
It was pin-drop silence and all people began to look over the blonde and the vengeful pilot.
She looked hard at the pilot without opening her mouth and focused with all her might and then all of sudden she began yelling: OEING! OEING! OEING!”
On one day, I questioned my English teacher,
This question raises the items of Not pronouncing some letters e.g. H in hour, honour. … and so on.
There is also my English teacher who told us that they are not being ignored, they are viewed as silent ”……. Even more confused (I was, that is)
It came to the time of lunch and my teacher offered me her packed lunch and told me that I should heat it in the cafeteria.
I would consume everything and give her back the empty container…!!!
My English teacher: What has occurred? You said I had to go and HEAT my food but you come back an empty container.”
I answered, I believed, Sir, that H was silent.