The teacher told the students, “I’ll give 2 dollars to the child who can name the greatest man of all time.”
An Irish boy replied, “We learned it was St. Patrick.” He said to Sean, “I’m sorry, the answer is different.”
After that, a French boy pointed out that “Napoleon was responsible.” Pierre, I must tell you that answer is not accurate.
“It was Jesus Christ,” was said by a Jewish boy at the end. The teacher said, “Correct, Maurice, move up here and I’ll pay you 2 dollars.”
As the money was being handed over to Maurice, she said, “Saying Jesus Christ surprised me because you are Jewish, Maurice.”
Maurice said, “I see,”, I knew it was Moses, but profit is profit.
He was a man of honesty and she was very rich.
She felt something for him, yet he knew it wasn’t anything more.
He behaved more tenderly toward me than he usually did one night. You have plenty of money, he said.
“Sure,” she stated honestly, I’m valuing myself at 1.25 million dollars.”
“I’m not rich,” he said. Would you marry me?
“No.”
I figured you would say I couldn’t do it.
I don’t understand why you brought it up if you weren’t going to listen to what I say.
I can’t wait to see the moment he finds out he’s up 1.25 million dollars.”
He needs a new desk for the office.
He then sees a gorgeous one in a local antique shop window.
He enters and asks the shopkeeper the price.
“It costs $5000 for that desk,” the shopkeeper tells me.
Would anyone really pay $5000 for a desk that’s past its prime? What a ridiculous thing to happen!” says Stanley.
“Ah,” replies the shopkeeper, “this isn’t an ordinary desk though.” He leans down to the desk and demands, “Desk, how much money is in my pocket?”
The desk’s right leg sounds four short taps against the floor. The shopkeeper opens his pocket to check and, of course, four dollar coins are found inside.
“That’s really fun to watch,” Stan points out. Desk, what is the amount of money in my wife’s bank account?
At that point, the desk goes on a wild spree, banging its four legs up and down over and over for more than five minutes.
Stanley was surprised, wondering where all that came from.
You can slide the legs apart and the desk lets its drawers drop down.