An elderly man goes to the restaurant, takes his seat at his regular place and asks for matzo ball soup.
The waiter puts the plate in front of him and waits to see him eat the meal. He doesn’t move an inch; he just sits on the street.
“Everything okay?” the waiter enquires.
“I cannot eat this soup,” he retorts.
The waiter wonders, “Is the temperature getting warm outside?”
“No.”
“Too cold?”
“No.”
“Too salty?”
“No.”
Once the waiter finishes working with the table, he calls for the maitre d’ and then the chef and each asks the same thing: “Too hot?”
“Oh, no!”
The man kept wondering what was blocking the man from eating his soup and finally the chief angrily said, “Sir, I will personally try the soup.” Is that the spoon or have you lost it somewhere?
“A-ha! That’s the issue with their statement! The man says this.
Couple dining in a 5-star restaurant
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very high-class restaurant.
The husband said: “The food has arrived at our table!” Let’s eat!”
She said to him: “Remember, you always pray before eating your meals at home!”
She was told by her husband: “This happens at home, my dear.” Here, the chef understands how to cook and prepare dishes…
A man dines in a top restaurant and notices that a gorgeous redhead is seated next to him.
He has been watching Shelly since sitting down, but doesn’t have the confidence to talk to her.
Suddenly, her glass eye comes popping out of its socket and flies at the man.
He extends his hand, grabs the object mid-air and gives it to her.
“Goodness, I am so sorry,” says the woman as she re-enters her eye.
“I would love to buy you dinner to apologize,” she says.
After enjoying a lovely dinner, they attended the theater and then went out for a drink. She tells him her dreams and he says what is on his mind. She listens. After they’ve paid, she hopes he’d like to have a nightcap with her at her place ……… and maybe stay until breakfast. The following morning, she makes a terrific meal complete with all the usual extras. He is totally amazed by what the girl can do!! Every experience I had throughout the trip was OUTSTANDING!!!!
He said, “You know, you are just right for me as a partner.” Would you act this kind to every guy you had a conversation with?
“Well, no, I haven’t been looking for you.”