A few people check into a hotel.
The husband wants to go to the bar for a drink, but his wife is quite tired, so she decides to go to their room and sleep.
She lies down on the bed, but all of a sudden, a train goes past the window and rattles the room so much that she falls out of bed.
She lies down again, thinking that this must be something weird that happens. A train shakes the apartment again, and she falls to the floor. She is so upset that she calls the front desk and asks for the manager.
The boss says he’ll be there in a minute. The wife says the story is true, but the boss isn’t sure.
“Look, lie down on the bed and you’ll fall right to the floor!” “So he lies down next to the wife,” she says.
At that moment, the husband steps in. “Why are you here?” he says.
“Can you believe I’m waiting for a train?” the manager asks in a casual tone.
A young couple was on their honeymoon at the hotel, which had a big pool.
They all went swimming after the bride put on a new bikini that she had just bought.
She quickly realized that the bikini was too big as she was swimming and splashing around. The top and bottom kept coming off.
They were the only ones in the pool, so she and her husband would giggle and playfully get the bikini back from the bottom.
That night, they dressed up nicely and went to their hotel’s fancy restaurant, where they were seated next to a big aquarium. There were no fish in the tank, which was weird.
The bride asked the waiter why there weren’t any fish in the aquarium, and he smiled and said, “That’s not an aquarium…” That is the pool!
The bride didn’t like being termed a honeymooner too much.
When they went to the hotel, she asked her husband,
“Is there any way they could make it seem like they had been married for a long time?”
“Of course,” he responded. You get the bags!
A couple who had just gotten married went on their honeymoon.
After two weeks, they came back and finally opened all the presents their friends and relatives had brought them. This was a new house, so it took a while.
A week later, they got two tickets to a very popular show in the mail. They were happy and toasty since the host was so nice. The envelope only had a short piece of paper in it that said, “Guess who sent them?”
The two had a great time trying to figure out who the donor was, but they couldn’t. The theater was a lot of fun for them. When they arrived home late at night and were still trying to figure out who the mysterious host was, they saw that all the valuable things in the house were gone.
The vacant dining room table had a piece of paper on it that wrote, “Now you know!” in the same handwriting as the tickets.