After nearly 60 years of marriage, an 85-year-old couple tragically died in a car accident and reached the Pearly Gates. Because of the wife’s fixation…
They had been in excellent form for the past ten years because of the wife’s devotion with exercise and nutritious diets.
After giving them a kind welcome, St. Peter showed them their wonderful home, which included a gourmet kitchen, a Jacuzzi, a large bedroom, and even a pool table.
“Whoa! “What is the price of this?” the spouse inquired.
“Nothing,” said St. Peter. “Everything is free—this is heaven!”
Then he took them to a championship golf course a short drive from their house, where they could play whenever they wanted, have an angel as their caddy, and take in a course that changed every day to resemble the best greens in the world.
“Wonderful!” exclaimed the wife. “What about the green fees?”
“Free,” laughed St. Peter. “Heaven is here.”
They then went on a tour of a five-star restaurant that served an unlimited buffet that included prime rib, lobster, Wagyu steak, unusual veggies, and dream-like desserts.
Still doubtful, the spouse said, “All right, but how much?”
“For the final time, sir… It’s free. Heaven is here!
The husband paused. “So, are there any low-fat, low-cholesterol options available?”
St. Peter chuckled. “You won’t get sick or put on weight in heaven. Consume everything you like!
The husband’s face flushed, his fists clenched, and he began yelling at the sky.
Confused, his wife questioned, “What’s wrong?
He shouted, “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!” and pointed at her. We may still be here today if it weren’t for your paleo chicken and bran muffins!
Haha!
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An elderly man chooses to demonstrate that his wife is not experiencing hearing issues.
An old man observes that his wife is experiencing hearing loss.
She rejects his attempts to persuade her to take a hearing test.
He chooses to demonstrate to her that there is a problem with her hearing.
Knowing she’s in the kitchen, he climbs upstairs, pulls out a recorder, turns it on, and yells below. “What’s for supper, honey?”
No answer.
He shouted and headed downstairs. “What’s for supper, honey?” No answer as of yet.
He shouted once more as he stepped into the living room. “What’s for supper, honey?”
No answer.
He even yells while standing right outside the kitchen.
“For supper, what?” and yet no answer.
At last, he asks, “Honey,” standing just behind her. “What’s for dinner?”
“Damn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!” she exclaims as she turns around.
Haha!
I hope you’ll laugh at this joke! Enjoy your day!